These funny quotes are focused on inspiration from well known leaders and public figures.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas: Welsh poet and writer whose works include the poems "Do not go gentle into that good night" and "And death shall have no dominion"
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein: German-born theoretical physicist, widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest physicists of all time
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. Ann Landers: an American advice columnist and eventually a nationwide media celebrity. She began writing the "Ask Ann Landers" column in 1955 and continued for 47 years, by which time its readership was 90 million people
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb: English essayist, poet, and antiquarian, best known for his Essays of Elia and for the children's book Tales from Shakespeare, co-authored with his sister, Mary Lamb. One of the great funny quotes
A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin: an English comic actor, filmmaker, and composer who rose to fame in the era of silent film. He became a worldwide icon through his screen persona, the Tramp, and is considered one of the film industry's most important figures
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama: The 14th Dalai Lama, known as Gyalwa Rinpoche to the Tibetan people, is the current Dalai Lama, the highest spiritual leader and former head of state of Tibet.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov: n American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University. During his lifetime, Asimov was considered one of the "Big Three" science fiction writers, along with Robert A. Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Ralph Waldo Emerson: ho went by his middle name Waldo, was an American essayist, lecturer, philosopher, abolitionist, and poet who led the transcendentalist movement of the mid-19th century.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. Will Rogers: an American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorous social commentator. He was born as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, in the Indian Territory, and was known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son"